unshaped:

so cute but heartbreaking at the same time

Is that the guy who polishes toy from Toy Story 2?

(Source: your-deity-keykey, via glubdork)

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

Dota 2.

(Source: emmett-scanlan, via generandgenerbythesecond)

parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
plottwist: They were actually a cunt the whole time.
whenyouplaydota2:

When your gank is perfect

There is not a more perfect way to describe than this visual format.

whenyouplaydota2:

When your gank is perfect

There is not a more perfect way to describe than this visual format.

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

(Source: geeksquadgangbang, via wateryphotons)

that-bloke-named-dave:

Shark Souls: Prepare to Dive Edition

Oh my god.

that-bloke-named-dave:

Shark Souls: Prepare to Dive Edition

Oh my god.

(via wateryphotons)

yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

(Source: leonsouda, via wateryphotons)

GUUESS WHOOO! It’s A VILLAIN! IT’S ME, PLAYING THE PART OF A VILLAIN!
And nothing can stop me but a mediocre detective and a bunch of actors playing the parts of actors.

GUUESS WHOOO! It’s A VILLAIN! IT’S ME, PLAYING THE PART OF A VILLAIN!

And nothing can stop me but a mediocre detective and a bunch of actors playing the parts of actors.

wateryphotons:

forfuckssykes:

j5h:

some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride

not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality

Or a horse rider. Or a horse “Rider”.

kinky. I think.

(Source: j6)